Debra Messing Kicks Fashion in the Nuts
Oh, Debra Messing. Debra, Debra, Debra. We know you’re hard up for work right now. Really, we do. Things haven’t been easy since “Will and Grace” ended. You had that Ponds Miniseries thing, which was great — don’t get me wrong — but I guess when it comes down to it there’s just not a demand for kooky redheads these days.
But this? This is no way to act out. Now, just to make sure this never happens ever, ever again, I present to you the following list:
Five Things That Went Wrong With Debra Messing’s Outfit:
1. Not wearing a shirt. We all appreciate side boobage — but much like a pair of, say, overalls, I get the impression that this isn’t the sort of frock that’s supposed to be worn on it’s own.
2. Unflattering fit. Whatever the hell this thing is, clearly it’s not her size. I’ve never seen anyone look so paunchy and frumpy while sporting clavicle at the same time.
3. Cellulicious. From the waist up, she looks okay if you can ignore the fact that she’s pretty old and not wearing a shirt. From the waist down, however — she looks like a lady headed out for a festive day at “Flippy’s Cove Water Park” with her six kids.
4. Too Short. Let’s just say we’re only a moderate breeze away from catching an eyeful of Messing beav — and I don’t know about you, but I have no interest whatsoever in seeing if the carpet matches the drapes.
5. Gladiator Sandals. I don’t care who says they’re fashionable. They’re ugly, and they sure as hell don’t go with the rest of the “ensemble.”
More below — I would tell you not to look, but the back view is pretty incredible. Ah hell, you still might not wanna look.