This week Sandee Westgate is reviewing Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo and “this time he’s fighting for his life”, because Sandee is hunting him down with her big guns and he’s got no where to hide. So make sure to see what happens. Does Rambo survive? Find out here.
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Sandee Westgate’s Rambo Review |
I don’t know what it is about Joanna Krupa that I find so irresistible, but she’s strangely attractive. She’s like a third fembot, a third alien, and a third human. I don’t know whether to be frightened by her or try to find out what planet she comes from and move there. And here’s another tidbit of Joanna info. She has an equally hot sister named Marta, and I’m hoping one of them reads this and sends me a picture of both of them together holding a can of tuna. I swear my penis would be forever grateful.
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Photos: Wenn
You just know this is the only reason this guy works for the baseball stadium. To legally LEVEL asshats who run onto the field. Ouch! (watch video here)
Yesterday I posted pictures of Mariah Carey throwing out the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game. Well today we have the video and let me say, she definitely throws like a girl. It’s probably the worst first pitch I’ve ever seen!
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Mariah Carey First Pitch Video |
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Actors Seth Rogen and James Franco made a big stink last night when they “pretended” to spark up a doobie on stage at the MTV Movie Awards. Seth and James claimed the fake J they shared was provided by MTV as part of a skit to announce the Best Summer Movie So Far category. The NY Daily News says
Before TV audiences could see them smoking, the cameras pulled to an extremely wide angle, and stayed that way until Rogen and Franco left the stage. “Kids, don’t really smoke fake weed like this,” Rogen told the crowd. Despite Rogen’s claim, the sweet scent wafting through the Gibson Amphitheatre suggested the herb was real.
MTV officials declined to comment on the dope-smoking stunt.
I see we’ve applied to the Howard Stern school of thought, where “shock value” magically equals “funny and cutting edge.” Instead of pretending to smoke pot, Seth and James should have maybe tried have pretending to kill themselves instead. At least that might have actually been funny. Especially if there was a man in a bee costume who shrugged his shoulders and blurted, “Que idiotas!” before being hit in the groin with a football. Trust me, 100 million Mexicans can’t be wrong!
For a list of the night’s winners, click here
Megan Fox as her usual foxy self:
Charlize Theron in the Tin Man’s lingerie collection:
Yawn. Lindsay Lohan:
Pretty in pink Liv Tyler with Mrs. Potato Head:
Anne Hathaway in pleather and Sarah Jessica Parker bringing back go go:
Mmm… Heidi Klum Is Hungry! (Just Jared)
Nicole Kidman Posing Nude? (Dlisted)
Maria Sharapova & Her Sex Faces (DS nsfw)
Jessica Biel Is Different (IDLYITW)
Gwyneth Paltrow Works Out 3 Hours A Day (Lainey Gossip)
Amy Winehouse Sucks At Housekeeping (Pink Is The New Blog)
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Blogger (City Rag)
Petra Nemcova Is Still Hot In Canned (The Bastardly)
Britney Spears Goes From Vegas To Broadway? (Popsugar)
Kid Rock Can Kiss Pamela Anderson’s Ass (Hollywood Rag)
Julia Roberts Needs You To Leave (ASL)
Elisha Cuthbert Is Hazardous To Your Health (The Grumpiest)
Tori Spelling Takes A Pregnant Hot Dog Break (ICYDK)
Sarah Jessica Parker Does The Today Show (I’m Not Obsessed)
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Now It’s Official: Megan Fox Returning For “Transformers 2″! |
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Super Sexy Ali Larter Pictures At The 33rd Annual American Women In Radio & TV Awards |
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Move over Carmen Electra and all you other so-called celebrity fitness gurus, because Hollywood Tuna has a new series “Hollywood Tuna’s 7 Inch Stretch†hosted by the hottest fitness instructor ever, Susana. Each week Susana is going to teach all you fat asses who read my site, including myself, how to get back in shape, because you know sitting in front of the computer masturbating to porn isn’t much of a workout and won’t burn that many calories. So check out the preview to see what’s in store in the upcoming weeks. And don’t thank me, thank Susana.
