Archive for December, 2007

Horny links

Monday, December 31st, 2007
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  • Miranda Kerr in a sexy swimsuit shoot (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Some babe named Ellen Roche looking damn hot (Crave Online)
  • Video of Megan Fox looking amazing (Maxim Online)
  • Nicolette Sheridan has a killer body for someone in their 40's (Popoholic)
  • Read all about Lindsay Lohan's slut adventure in Italy (Egotastic)
  • Funny 3rd edition of David Blaine Street magic parody (Flabber)
  • It's amazing what bums will do for money (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Insane bicycle race pileup video (Liquid Generation)
  • Possibly the most disturbing image of a naked woman you will ever ever see (D-Listed)
  • Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton together??? (Celebslam)
  • 50 Cent pranks one of his entourage (Camel Tap)
  • Cute girl in bikini fires a huge gun…and it doesn't end up well (Double Viking)
  • Kim Kardashian takes her big ass for a walk (The Grumpiest)

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Danielle Lloyd to end 2007

Monday, December 31st, 2007
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Well here’s my final babe of the year 2007, and it’s none other than Horny Oyster regular, Danielle Lloyd. She’s promoting some fitness video she just made which I’m sure gives her countless opportunities to flaunt her cleavage for the camera….as if she needed another reason to do so. Anyway, like I said it’s the end of the year, and I for one refuse to partake in the overpriced, overhyped, shit that people seem to go mental for tonight. To me, New Year’s Eve in a bar is like any other night, except there’s more drunken idiots, it’s sweatier and smellier, and costs about 40% more. Or maybe I’m just getting old. Have fun everyone, and don’t drink and drive…cuz then you’ll die, and I’ll have one less reader.

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Heidi Montag Got New Lips?

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Heidi Montag Lips Pictures

Heidi Montag is proof that plastic surgery can make you more attractive. A few months ago it was reported that she got her breasts augmented, a nose job and now it appears as if she completed the look with some new fake lips. I’m glad she put her reality TV money to good use because the girl was pretty damn ugly before… not to mention useless. Anyway, I think it’s time Heidi Montag poses for Playboy already because let’s be honest, the only lips we really care about seeing at this point are not the ones on her face.

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Phoebe Cates

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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Miranda Kerr In A Bikini For The New Year

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Miranda Kerr Pictures

Judging by the amount of email requests I’ve been getting for Miranda Kerr, I think it’s safe to say that she’s going to be the biggest model of ‘08 (and my own personal love muffin). Still not convinced? Maybe these smoking hot bikini pictures will change that. Happy New Years guys, but be safe, you wouldn’t want to miss out on what Miranda has to offer next year.

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Canned Tuna

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Mischa Barton’s Mug Shot (Egotastic!) Tara Connor Needs To Just Get Naked! (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant (IDLYITW) Britney Still Being Britney (Popsugar)

Mischa Barton Stills Plans To Party (Just Jared) Celeb Break Ups (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sexy Alyssa Milano Does Details (The Bastardly) Jessica Alba Is Engaged (Hollywood Rag)

Zach Braff: Good Talker, Bad Kisser (City Rag) Jessica Alba Should Just Wear A Hockey Mask? (ASL)

Sean Penn And Robin Wright Divorce (Mollygood) Kim Kardashian Takes Her Big Ass For A Walk (The Grumpiest)

Miss Switzerland Is Hot! (Horny Oyster) Padma Lakshmi Is Sizzling! (Popoholic)

Sexy New Years Countdown! (Club Planet)

Sienna Miller Pictures Sienna Miller Is A Sexy Birthday Girl
Keira Knightley Laces Up Her Corset Again Keira Knightley Laces Up Her Corset Again

Tuna’s Back Catalogue Sophie Monk’s Breasts Are WOW! Katharine McPhee Stuff Magazine Pictures Heidi Montag’s Breasts Hit The Beach Shakira Ho’s It Up In Hamburg

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Horny links

Friday, December 28th, 2007
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  • Guess which surprisingly large breasted celeb this is (Egotastic)
  • Jennifer Walcott has a killer bod (Hollywood Tuna)
  • 2 babes oil wrestling (Crave Online)
  • The best/worst things for men in 2007. Great list (Maxim Online)
  • Play the boob match game! (Liquid Generation)
  • The top-10 youtube vids of 2007!!! (Popoholic)
  • Looking to find A SEXY FUN NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY??? (Club Planet)
  • Kat Von D shows off her bloated belly (D-Listed)
  • Trailer for the documentary 'Super High Me'. Stoners of the world rejoice (Flabber)
  • More Nicky Hilton bikini pics (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Top-10 Britney Spears pics of 2007. She's such a mess!!! (Celebslam)
  • Sexy brunette Monica Carvalho in FHM Portugal (Camel Tap)
  • Jenna Jameson looking….hmmm….hard to tell these days. (The Grumpiest)

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I have no idea who this babe is

Friday, December 28th, 2007
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Now my picture source had these labeled as ‘Miss Switzerland’. I looked the winners of 2006 and 2007 up, and neither girls can be found in these pics. Sorry folks, I really can’t say who these girls are. On the other hand, if you’re looking for informed journalism, you’ve definitely come to the wrong site. Who cares who they are anyway. It’s not like you’ll ever meet them.

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John Cusack interviewed by a dimwit

Friday, December 28th, 2007
Some stupid student movie reporter makes a complete fool out of herself by passing off a cutesy, ass kiss little comment which totally backfires when John sets her straight. (watch video here)
 
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Malin Akerman

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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