Archive for November, 2007

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Friday, November 30th, 2007

Kristen Bell’s Looking Good At The Nextel Cup Celebration (Egotastic!) The Girl Next To Penelope Cruz Is Damn Hot! (Dlisted)

Eeesh! Katie Holmes New Hairdo! (Pink Is The New Blog) Katie Price Shows Her Panties (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan Kicks Riley To The Curb (Popsugar) Katherine Heigl Takes a Hit of Grass (Just Jared)

Lesbian Fantasy: Olivia Wilde & Jennifer Morrison (The Bastardly) Tara Reid Is A Hooker? (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston’s Nose Job? (City Rag) Paris Hilton Is Actually Looking Good (ASL)

Britney Spears Not Yet Capsized (Mollygood) Hot Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures (The Grumpiest)

Geri Halliwell Is Getting Mad Skinny (Flynet) Charisma Carpenter Is Hot And Single!!! (Popoholic)

Gabrielle Richens – The Pleasure Machine!!! (Horny Oyster)

Elisha Cuthbert Pictures Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sexy Birthday Girl
Reese Witherspoon Pictures Reese Witherspoon Makes A Lot Of Dough!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures Lucy Pinder Not Naked In Ralph Magazine?! Jessica Alba Is Awake But Not Naked

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Tila Tequila Isn’t Bisexual? Does It Really Matter?

Friday, November 30th, 2007

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Self-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” about her search for the perfect mate – male or female. But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all. Source

Alright, I don’t know what the big deal is if Tila Tequila isn’t bi. It’s just a silly MTV show. All I really care about, is when she’s going to start doing hardcore porn. She can pretend to be a lesbian all she wants there too. And if she needs any tips, I’ve got a tip in my pants I’ll let her use.

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Horny links

Friday, November 30th, 2007
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  • Adrianne Curry awesome Maxim photoshoot (Maxim Online)
  • Kristen Bell shows a little bit of cleavage for us to enjoy (Egotastic)
  • Petra Nemcova has NEVER looked better. She's amazing (Hollywood Tuna)
  • The hottest Colombian models ever (Crave Online)
  • Moron falls on his face attempting to hop a parking garage gate (Flabber)
  • Sex face, or sports face. HAHA great game (Liquid Generation)
  • Megan Gale is going to play Wonderwoman. Bonus pics of her in dominatrix lingerie (Popoholic)
  • Rachel Bilson's little bum looks nice in tight jeans (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Is Tila Tequila really bisexual?? (D-Listed)
  • Natalie Portman's face is pretty damn close to perfect (Camel Tap)
  • Babe Willa Ford wearing tattered tiny jean shorts. Oh mama!! (Celebslam)
  • The 5 hottest chicks on TV at this very moment. I agree (Double Viking)
  • Santa's little elves are a lot better looking than I thought (College Humor)
  • Kat Von D has no tattoos on her cleavage. Go figiure! (The Grumpiest)

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Marisa Miller: Just another day at the office

Friday, November 30th, 2007
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Here’s Marisa Miller on the job. It’s a funny thing to be a lingerie model. Just like an adult film star, they get undressed for work, yet never fully. And whereas porn stars make other women feel good about themselves (”what a slut! I’D never put THAT in my ass” she would say), lingerie models make women feel like shit by reminding them they will never had perfect bodies. Anyway, what was my point? I guess I’m just saying that lingerie models get paid ridiculous amounts, to do a riduculous task. Kind of like bloggers.

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360 skate ramp mishap

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Some kids thought it would be a good idea to go to this industrial dump site and practice their skate boarding skills. They sure did luck out by finding what appeared to be a perfectly good 360 ramp. Luck has a funny way of changing though. Fast. (watch video here)

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Gabrielle Richens – The Pleasure Machine

Friday, November 30th, 2007
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Gabrielle Richens has a pretty neat nickname: “The Pleasure Machine”. She got it from some airline commercial she was in, although she doesn’t like the title much. Unfortunately I couldn’t find the youtube anywhere. If you know where I can get this awesome commercial, email me!

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Fat wigger gets KO’d

Friday, November 30th, 2007
I usually won't post fight videos, but made an exception for this one. It's not even a fight really. It's some fatass being used as a punching bag, until he ultimately goes down for a nap on the pavement. Is this the shit that goes on on schools nowadays? Organized nerd fights? I love how they call eachother 'dog' too. It's so gangsta. The youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow. God help us all. (watch video here)
 
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Car rolls away its from moronic owner

Friday, November 30th, 2007
Here's surveillance footage from some parking garage. In the first angle, you can see the car (left in neutral) rolling down the exit ramp. The driver appears to get control before disaster strikes. Cut to the second camera angle, and things don't seem as rosey. (watch video here)
 
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Stacy Keibler Is Back And Looking Damn Sexy

Friday, November 30th, 2007

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Finally, Stacy Keibler decides to wear something a little sexy. Sure, it’s not her trademark booty shorts she used to wear in the WWE, but I guess this will do. Unfortunately, I’m afraid it’s too little, too late; Stacy’s 15 minutes of fame are over. I’m just posting this because I think, now more than ever, Stacy needs to put those luscious legs to good use and Figure 69 body lock The Tuna to help resurrect her career.

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Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

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Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.

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