There’s really not much to say about these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini. She’s cute, I guess. A little too short for society standards, but maybe between now and when she turns 18 she’ll have a growth spurt.

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In 1990, I had my first sexual experience when George Michael released the greatest music video ever “Freedom“. It starred Cindy Crawford and a few other top models of the time. Sure I was alone, but in my perverted little head, I was in the bathtub with Cindy, scrubbing her down, making sure that every nook and cranny wasn’t left untouched. Now maybe that doesn’t qualify as being a real sexual first experience but it sure beats clumsy sex in my mom’s station wagon, so I’m sticking with it! Anyway, here’s Cindy sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez and as you can see, she still looks amazing. Glad to see that she’s keeping that MILF body of hers in shape!

George Michael “Freedom” Video

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Although these are not the hottest Lucy Pinder pictures to date, I felt that because I did two gross Britney Spears posts yesterday I needed to make up for it with some British goodness. Now I don’t know why Lucy is wearing a skirt made out of money but I can only assume that it’s because she likes to be treated as a money hungry sex object. God I love her!

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If there is one thing I’m not good at, it’s staying on top of a story. Yes, we all know that Lindsay Lohan is a drunken cokehead but when it comes to up-to date developments about her new flick bombing, her mother and father fighting etc… etc… I couldn’t care less. All I care about is Lindsay Lohan’s hotness and if she’s properly maintaining it. And judging by these Jill Stuart photos she is. So that’s pretty good news. A first in a long time for Linsday.

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• Super cutie Hayden Panettiere in short shorts (Egotastic)
• Sexy Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson getting down in a club (Drunken Stepfather)
• Just another reason to not drive 180mph on the highway. I think they die (Flabber)
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