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I know that these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini are a few weeks old, but the hi-res pictures just came out and I’m pretty sure most of you guys want to masturbate to them. So here they are. Enjoy.

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Wow! This is a treat: Elizabeth Berkley in a bikini showing off her great ass and mile long legs. Now I know some you kids don’t have a clue who she is, but go rent Showgirls. Trust me; the lap dance scene will change your life. I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but since her body is still pretty slammin’, I’d say it’s time they make Showgirls 2. I mean, with all the unoriginal sequels popping up in Hollywood right now, Elizabeth Berkley getting naked for the second time would be f%ckin’ brilliant!

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Alright, here’s the deal. I’ve already made fun of Tara Reid’s ass, breasts and stomach countless of times so there’s really nothing to add when it comes to these new bikini pictures. She still looks like the same white trash hooker that she did a few weeks ago. That said, I hope you guys really enjoy these pics!

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This drunk puts a couple of cops into a pretty odd predicament. He's being questioned for driving drunk, and suddenly gets an itch in the groin area. He politely asks if he can scratch. He's told that he can't. 

"They itch! Will you scratch them for me?" Classic! (watch video here)