Archive for June, 2007

Horny links

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
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  • Hayden Panettiere licks some butt (IDLYITW)
  • Michelle Marsh runs topless on the beach. She is amazing (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Finally!! We get to see what Hilary Duff looks like in a bikini (Popoholic)
  • Mandy Moore is back and looking better than ever (Egotastic)
  • Another candidate for world's hottest bartender (College Humor)
  • Serena Williams bikini pics. Hot or not? (Mediabom)
  • Very careless motorcyclist gets owned by a speeding car (Flabber)
  • Video of a poor little cheerleader getting T-boned! (Weakgame)
  • Is Shia LeBeouf the next Tom Cruise? (Double Viking)
  • UFC fight ends in a double knockout. Wow (Red Balcony)
  • Celebrity boob jobs gone wrong (Cityrag)
  • Petra Nemcova looks so good…sexy toe ring as bonus (Bastardly)
  • John Stamos appears stoned..or something on some Australian talk show (D-Listed)
  • Michelle Rodriguez looks badass sexy in leather (The Grumpiest)

Brooke Burke little pink bikini shoot

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
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Goddamnit is Brooke Burke ever a babe! The see-thru factor on these bikini images is actually quite high, but you won’t notice it on the main page. I’ve been forced to clean things up a tad for my advertisers…BUT…click the full sized images. Things are a lot more pleasant. I promise.

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A day in the life of Tera Patrick

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Those who love Tera Patrick raise their hands…..wow that's a lot of hands! Here's a cool little vid which lets us take a peek into the personal life of the world's hottest adult film star. We meet her little dog, get a look into her fridge and get to watch Tera take a bath. We also find out that she has a Hello Kitty fetish. Kinky! Did I also mention that she's very well spoken, and definitely doesn't fit the image of airheaded bimbo. I didn't think it was possible, but I love her even more now! (watch video here)
 
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Asshole cop arrests skaters

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
I'll be the first to say that teens who skateboard on sidewalks annoy the living shit out of me. It's like they go out of their way to come as close as possible to ramming you, then change direction at the last second. But usually they're just kids, and as we all know, kids do stupid things. This shithead of a cop fails to realize that they are just kids having fun, and proceeds to tackle, choke and arrest the bunch of them. He even puts a girl skater in a headlock! Tough guy. I bet he shits his diapers when confronted with real criminals. Speaking of which, while he was "cleaning up the streets" I bet a bank was being robbed. (watch video here)
 
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Zombies like turtles

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Was this zombie child screwing with this reporter's head, or does he have some kind of mental problem. I don't know why, but I found this very brief interview to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. It's just so bizarre that I have to laugh. (watch video here)
 
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Canned Tuna

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Mmm… Rihanna Is Perfection (Dlisted) Mandy Moore Is Simply Stunning (Egotastic!)

Victoria Beckham Is A Big Winner (IDLYITW) Britney See Through Bra Pics (Pink Is The New Blog)

Cameron Is Happy And Looking Good (Popsugar) Britney Wants To Save Her Marriage (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Unable To Perform Simplest Of Tasks (ASL) Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong (City Rag)

Mary-Kate Is A Gladiator In Training (Just Jared) Cameron Is Big In Japan (Buzznet)

Beyonce’s Performance Was Damn Sexy (The Bastardly) Michelle Rodriguez Is A Bad Ass (The Grumpiest)

Madonna Asks: Where’s The Beef? (MollyGood) Busty Mariah Carey Greets Fans (ICYDK)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue Avril Lavigne Topless In Blender Eva Longoria’s Ass Is Nast Marisa Miller In A Bikini For The Finish Jenna Jameson FHM Magazine Pictures

Just In! Hayden Panettiere Licks A Statue’s Ass

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Hayden Panettiere Licks Pictures

You know it’s a slow day when I’m writing about Hayden Panetierre licking a statue’s ass but dammit, there’s not much else out there. From the looks of it though, little Hayden is well on her way to being the next Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, and there’s not much we can do about it. That said, I’ll try to offer some advice all the same: if you’re a 17-year-old actress, maybe it’s best not to do foolish things in front of a camera…then again, I’d be out of business. On second thought, keep it coming.

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Daily Tuna

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

-A party I was not invited to! -Mmm.. beach soccer -Howard Stern imitator -Price Is Right slip

-Katharine McPhee is damn hot -Australian babe Anna Lind-Hansen -Christina Applegate’s bikini scenes -Hottest music video ever!

More Tuna: Amanda Bynes Pictures Anna Faris Pictures Lisa Snowdon Pictures Veronika Varekova Pictures Dyna Razinn Pictures Kelly Monaco Pictures

Hilary Duff In A Bikini For Shape Magazine

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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Well it’s about time. Hilary Duff has finally let the world see what she looks like in a bikini in this month’s Shape Magazine. Alright so it’s not a spread in Playboy, Maxim, Juggs or S+M weekly, but beggars can’t be choosers. In any case, these pics may be pretty tame, but they do show off what an incredibly tight little body she’s been hiding from us for all these years. I heard that Shape Magazine has the same rep as marijuana does. You know how they say pot is a gateway drug to harder substances. Well let’s hope Shape Magazine is a gateway to harder publications. I’m pretty patient, but it looks like the ball is rolling.

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Michelle Marsh And Her Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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I’m trying to think of something witty to say about these pictures of Michelle Marsh running topless on the beach with her hands covering her breasts. I got nothing. Sure I could use the line that she has really tiny hands but that would be lame. All I know is that Michelle’s boobs are huge and if it weren’t for her hands protecting her, she’d be knocked out cold. Anyway, I know these pictures are SFW but due to the sheer obscene enormity of Michelle’s rack, I felt it was necessary to put cans over them.

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