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Lindsay Lohan made sure she didn’t miss out on the post-Oscar partying - but admitted it gave her “the shakes”.The 20-year-old actress is fresh out of a 30 day stint attending rehab for alcohol dependency, but has got straight back into the LA party scene, and found it impossible to resist Sunday night’s A-List festivities.However, the Daily Mirror reports a worried Lindsay was heard telling pals at Patrick Whitesell’s bash, “Oh my God I’ve got the shakes, it won’t stop!” Source

I’m not sure if Lindsay Lohan was just nervous being in a room full of her peers sober for once, or if she was actually suffering from alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Either way she’s still a moron for putting herself in a situation where there’s a good chance she’ll end up smelling like Jack Daniels and vomit by the end of the night. I’ve seen bowling balls with more willpower than this chick. At least she still looks hot, but how much longer will that last? About as long as her movie career if she doesn’t smarten up.

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Kimberly Stewart has been voted the world’s most eligible bachelorette by FHM magazine. The 27-year-old blonde, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, topped the poll voted for by FHM magazine readers. The leggy hell raiser saw off stiff competition from former ‘Baywatch’ babe Carmen Electra, who came second, and Britain’s Princess Beatrice, 18, who claimed third position. Source

Either the readers of FHM have terrible taste in women, or Rod Stewart is getting so sick of Kimberly Stewart lounging around the house all day long doing nothing, that he paid to have her on top of this bogus list to help find her a man. These are the only two scenarios that could explain how Kimberly could come in at #1.

The survey was based on wealth as well as looks, which could explain why Jenna and Barbara Bush, the 25-year-old twin daughters of US President George W. Bush, polled in 17th and 18th place respectively.

Ok I’ll admit the Kim is rich, but strikes out big time in the looks department! Don’t believe me? Have a look at this, this and this. The only list she should be topping is the one which ranks celebs most likely to be mistaken for scarecrows. Anyway, at least Carmen Electra came in second, so here’s some of her hotness to clear Kim from your memory banks.

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Words can't describe the level of sheer stupidity we're dealing with here. This guy is a complete retard. Period. I hope that hurt too, fucknuts. (watch video here)

I hope you guys enjoy these Sports Illustrated pictures of Selita Ebanks. I’ll add them to my collection of 2007 SI girls that I’ve managed to compile over the last few weeks. Hot stuff! Check out the rest of them below.

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I don't know why, but I found this video kind of sexy. She's pretty good with that knife. I wonder if she works for the Triads? (watch video here)