Archive for February, 2007

Canned Tuna

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Is On Hold (IDLYITW) Keira Knightley: If Looks Could Kill (Egotastic!)

Antonella Barba Won’t Be Disqualified (Dlisted) Paris Hilton’s Car Troubles! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Kate Moss Moves In With Pete (Hollywood Rag) Monica Bellucci Is One Hot Mama (Just Jared)

Courtney’s Two Big Frock Faux Pas (Popsugar) Cheerleader Fights Happen (City Rag)

Naomi Campbell Is Really Very Sorry (A Socialite’s Life) Bai Ling The Car Salesman (The Bastardly)

Super Hotness: Fernanda Tavares (Horny Oyster) New Fantastic Four 2 Trailer (Popoholic)

Eliza Dushku Gets Felt Up… Kinda (The Grumpiest) Madonna Is The New Hulk (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue Jessica Alba Not In The Mood To Get Nude If You Do Drugs, Chances Are No Swank In Your Future Lindsay Lohan Teaches Strippers A Thing Or Two

Horny links

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
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Britney Spears Borrows Bikini From Stranger & Then Gets Drunk. No Joke

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

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Before checking in to Promises rehab center in Malibu for the second time, Britney Spears enjoyed a strange, bewildered day with two new friends. Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Spears arrived at L.A.’s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom. “It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.” She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. Source

I know that doing yet another post on Britney Spears, and her problems is really beating a dead horse, but seeing as every other celeb seems to still be recovering from their Oscar hangover, this is all I could find today.

Britney’s life is getting pretty sad. I’m sure that swanky hotel is used to celebs breezing in for a room, without any form of payment. Recognition alone could probably get them free stays if needed. Not Britney. It just goes to show you that she’s definitely not wanted on the premises. How can someone who was at the top of their game just a few short years ago now be reduced to shaving their legs in public bathrooms, borrowing bikinis from strange girls and then cleaning out their mini bar. If there’s a joke somewhere to be found in all of this, it eludes me.

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USA vs. UK Babe Showdown – UK Round 1 – Keeley Hazell vs. Sophie Howard

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
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Poor Joanna Krupa didn’t do too well against Stacy Keibler last round. Oh well, she’s still a mega babe, and mega babes are all winners in my books. Anyway, congrats to Stacy who moves on the round 2!

This final UK matchup of round 1 may as well be called ‘The Battle of the Breast’. I think you can see why. Enjoy this one boys. Keeley Hazell faces off against another top heavy opponent named Sophie Howard. There’s no silicone to be found on either of these spectacular creatures. They’re just as heaven made them! Amen!

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Click for full results, and past matchups

Horny Oyster USA vs UK Babe Showdown tree

Why 80 year olds shouldn?t drive

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
Call me insensitive towards senior citizen's right to independance if you must, but I'm going to come out and say that no 80 year old should be driving a motor vehicle! If getting up to take a piss at 3am runs you the risk of a broken hip, then riding a 2000 pound bullet down a busy road may not be a wise idea. Besides where the hell do 80 year olds have to go anyway? Just stay home -  you've done everything there is to do in this world. The party's over! Senility and cars don't mix. (watch video here)
 
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Fernanda Tavares

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
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Just when I thought there were no more 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pictures left to post, these tasty treats fell into my lap. Here’s Fernanda Tavares from Brazil. Wow a bikini model from Brazil!? What a shocker!

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More babes: - Jolene Blalock - Katie Lohmann - Michelle Marsh

Lie detector prank

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
The guys from that British prank show Balls of Steel get an audience member on stage to take a lie detector test. Of course the lie detector machine is a fake, but the idiot ends up admitting all kinds of embarrassing things just the same. Staged or not, it still had me laughing. (watch video here)
 
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Roosters steal rabbits? lunch money

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
Rabbits are one of the most useless animals in nature. To add insult to injury, they also allow themselves to get pushed around my angry roosters. No, I'm not tripping on LSD. You'll see what I mean. It's funny! (watch video here)
 
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Daily Tuna

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

-Vote for America’s Hottest College Girl! -Penelope Cruz in lingerie -The foxy flight attendant bikini rap -Biggest NASCAR crash

-Babe Showdown: Keeley Hazell vs. Sophie Howard -Celebs with and without makeup -This is how you drink coffee! -Wow! Karolina Kurkova

More Tuna: Tricia Helfer Pictures Jessica Pears Pictures Katie Lohmann Pictures

Keeley Hazell: Cause We Can’t Get Enough Of Her

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Keeley Hazell Pictures

The people at Zoo Weekly are geniuses. They manage to get Keeley Hazell to pose for them, like almost every single week. Other men’s magazines should take note. While you guys are out there trying to find the latest “It” girl, Zoo Weekly is giving her to us consistently. Anyway, this issue is called “Keeley Goes To Hollywood”. Unfortunately, it’s not called “Keeley Goes To My Bedroom” but who knows, maybe with all this free publicity I’m giving Zoo Weekly, that will be the next issue. One could only wish!

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