Archive for January, 2007

Gwen Stefani: Most Fashionable Celebrity Parent?

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have been named the most fashionable celebrity parents in a new poll. The couple topped the survey by baby product company Cosatto, beating Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt into second place. The Beckhams were third in the table, Madonna and Guy Ritchie polled fourth, while Jude Law and Sadie Frost completed the top five. Source

Ok, Gwen Stefani may look super hot in this Elle Magazine photo shoot but calling her and Gavin the most fashionable celebrity parents is a hard pill to swallow when the evidence against her paints a very different picture. You don’t have to look that hard to realize that Gwen has bad taste in clothing. You can see it for yourself in previous Hollywood Tuna posts here, here and here. Now I know she has her own fashion label that does well, but hey, people with no fashion sense have to buy clothes too right?

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Who’s Fergie’s New Man?

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

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The other day we saw Fergie out with boyfriend Josh Duhamel wearing the exact same outfit. So my question is who is this dude she’s running with now? Whoever he is, if I were Josh I’d be worried considering this guy exudes a certain animal magnetism that I’ve never seen before. On a side note, is it me or is Fergie beginning to look like Goldie Hawn? And I don’t mean a young Goldie Hawn.

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A Carol Grow Picture Moment

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

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Horny links

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
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Canned Tuna

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Sienna Wears Her Granny Panties Out (Dlisted) Heidi Klum Needs Some Makeup (Egotastic!)

Nicole & Paris Meet For Dinner (Popsugar) Ivanka Trump’s Boobs Are A Mystery (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan Stops To Shop (Hollywood Rag) Rebecca Romijn Gets Ugly (Pink Is The New Blog)

J.Lo To Arbitrate (A Socialite’s Life) Paula Abdul: Happy Nutcase Or Sad Clown? (City Rag)

Gwen Stefani Goes For The Gold (Just Jared) Hot Chicks With Douchebags (Horny Oyster)

Rush Hour 3 Trailer (Popoholic) Leilani Dowding Looking Delicious (The Bastardly)

Tara Reid Needs Big Time Help! (Hollyscoop) OMG! No Name Hottie Leila Arcieri (The Grumpiest)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue Shania Twain Is Back, Breasts And All! Christina Aguilera’s Hot Pic In Jane Magazine Evangeline Lilly’s Little Arms Are A Big Problem

Being Fat Isn’t Tyra Bank’s Problem – Being Annoying Is

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

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A Letter From Tyra:

Have y’all,

Ever typed in your name on Google just to see what comes up? I’ve done it before for fun, and have seen lots of articles and photos from my career come up. But after returning from Australia recently and coming home to phone calls asking me if I was OK, I was confused. What were they talking about?

Then I remembered my flight back from Australia. Why did that flight attendant look my thighs and butt up and down — and say, “Thank God! Thank God! They’re liars!!!” I just wasn’t getting it. I told myself I didn’t care, but I was having trouble sleeping that night so I got outta bed, went over to my computer, and Googled myself. This time I typed in “TYRA FAT” — and child, I had NO idea what was about to pop up on that screen. (continue)

This latest ploy by Tyra Banks to get more viewers to her crappy show just goes to show you how much she wants to be Oprah, but is really just a lesser version of Ricki Lake. Oprah enthralled a whole nation of fat housewives by focusing episode after episode on her fluctuating weight, so why can’t Tyra Banks? I’ll tell you why. People love Oprah, and at last check, Tyra Banks is regarded as being a raving maniac. Face it Tyra, those fat bikini pics in question definitely show that you put on a few pounds. I’m sure that on Feb. 1st you’ll show up with the best body money and starvation can buy, but it won’t change a thing. People will still write nasty things about you. You’re annoying and no diet can fix that.

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Nikki Ziering bikini madness

Monday, January 29th, 2007
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These pics of Nikki Ziering are probably kind of old, but who cares! A hot tanned body in a little bikini is a timeless image. Strangely enough though, if you look back at swimsuit models from 50 years ago, they’re about as sexy as a can of crushed assholes. So in the year 2055 will guys drool over these pictures? I’d like to think so. I know I’ll be enjoying them from my jet powered wheelchair.

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More babes: - Stacy Keibler - Victoria Silvstedt

Hot chicks with douchebags

Monday, January 29th, 2007
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Some of you may have noticed this disgusting epidemic that's been running rampant as of late. Hot chicks with douchebags. Personally, seeing some super hotty with a troll-like butterball, with plucked eyebrows, spray on tan, 3 lbs of hair gel and popped collar makes me ill. I'm guessing some sort of mind control over the stupid bimbo must be in play. Whatever the reason for these unholy unions, they must stop. Check out this hilarious website that dedicates itself to exposing Douchebags, and the women that pretend to love them. Visit site here.

Faces of Death – Muppets edition

Monday, January 29th, 2007

From the comic geniuses over at The Conan O'Brien Show, here's a hilarious spoof on those gruesome Faces of Death movies from the 70's - using Muppets. The background music for Miss Piggy is perfect! (watch video here)

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Crissy Moran in lingerie

Monday, January 29th, 2007
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In case you didn’t know, ex-porn star Crissy Moran quit the biz and found Jesus in October. Good for her, but after all those movies, isn’t that kinda like closing the barn door after the horses have already escaped? In any case, she may have found religion, but when she was working she managed to bring a little bit of heaven to all of us. Amen!

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More babes: - Caprice Bourret - Jessica Alba - Keeley Hazell