Archive for January, 2007

Horny links

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
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Canned Tuna

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

This Vida News Doesn’t Surprise Me (Hollywood Rag) No Lesbian Kiss For Aniston & Cox (Egotastic!)

Anne Hathaway Likes Girls … A Lot? (IDLYITW) Rebecca Romijn Gets Ugly (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jordana Brewster Is The New Jolie (Dlisted) Mandy Moore Goes Magenta (Just Jared)

Gene Simmons & Nicolas Cage: Hair Twins (City Rag) Nicole & Paris Meet For Dinner (Popsugar)

Miss USA Admits To Snorting All The Yay (A Socialite’s Life) Stephen King’s 1408 Trailer (Popoholic)

Coolest Teacher Around (Horny Oyster) Brooke Hogan As Andre The Giant (The Bastardly)

How To Give A Great Man to Man Hug (The Grumpiest)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky Kristin Kreuk Is Hot, But Sadly Boring Can You Guess Which One Is Keira Knightley?

Beyonce Knowles: Most Desirable Woman 2007

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

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Tally of More Than 8.5 Million Online Votes Designates the Top “Fantasy Girlfriends” Budweiser Select Signs on for Second Year as Presenting Sponsor of the Annual Feature AskMen.com, the Internet’s #1 lifestyle site for men and one of the premier sites in the Fox Interactive Media (FIM) network, today unveiled its 7th annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list, brought to readers by returning sponsor Budweiser Select. AskMen.com readers cast a record number of online votes this year – more than 8.5 million – to name the women who best embody the qualities of a “fantasy girlfriend.” Beyoncé Knowles, the famous singer turned actress, is the #1 Most Desirable Woman of 2007. Screen star Scarlett Johansson is the runner-up and actress Jessica Alba, last year’s #1 Most Desirable Woman, rounds out the top three. Source

I’m not sure if Beyonce Knowles’s people paid Askmen.com to run subliminal “vote for Beyonce messages” on their site, but I can’t see how else she could have been chosen as the most desirable woman on Earth by their readers. Don’t get me wrong, she’s no dog, and I would surely place her on this list… just not anywhere near the top, let alone #1! We all know Scarlett Johansson should have won this. And I can think of two big, round, juicy reasons why she’s much hotter than Beyonce.

Other hotties who made the list: 10) Elisha Cuthbert, 9) Angelina Jolie, 8 ) Maria Menounos, 7) Shakira, 6) Alessandra Ambrosio, 5) Jessica Biel, 4) Adriana Lima, 3) Jessica Alba, 2) Scarlett Johansson

*Visit Askmen.com to view the complete lists!

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Kim Smith

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
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Here’s Kim Smith showing us some love. She’s a veritable babe buffet for the eyes. Dig in boys!

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More babes: - Katie Lohmann - Jennifer Walcott - Vida Guerra

Arnold Schwartzenegger lets loose in Rio

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

This video looks like it's from the late 70's or early 80's and has Arnold Schwartzenegger hosting some show about the Rio Carnivale. You can just tell that he's a total player and was probably hitting on anything that moved. I guess being Mr.Universe does entitle him to take some liberties with the ladies. 

Here's a great quote from the future Governor of California:

You know something? After watching the Mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part - the ass.  

Arnie rules! (watch video here

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
When I stumbled on this ridiculously funny trailer for the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space I thought it was a joke. I checked around and sure enough, it's an actual full length camp horror film from 1988. As if clowns weren't scary enough already… (watch video here)
 
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Thriller wedding dance

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

How cool is this?? Out of the blue, these wedding guests break out the moves and put on the whole Michael Jackson Thriller dance for the audience. There's no way I could have pulled this off. I'm usually too drunk to stand up at this point in a wedding. (watch video here)

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Coolest teacher around

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
This teacher asked his students for anonymous written reviews on his teaching methods, and he got more than he bargained for. Skip to the 2:00 mark and listen to this guy read some of the outrageous comments his students made about him. His accent helps make this even funnier. I think he'd be a great teacher to have. (watch video here)
 
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Japanese weirdness at its finest

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
Everyone knows that Japanese TV is as weird as it gets, so in keeping with that tradition, here's Marshmallow Breakout. I won't even bother describing it, you just have to see it for yourself. Those lips of his pushed up against the glass will be in my nightmares tonight! Yuck! (watch video here)
 
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Daily Tuna

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

-Vida Guerra for those who like her -You won’t hear this often, but JLo looks hot! -T.A.T.U in GQ -Best chase scene of 2006

-Crissy Moran in lingerie -Sofia Vergara is boobalicious -Watch it shred! Pri-max vs BMW - A girl gets all sexy and messy with her man

More Tuna: Adriana Lima Pics Mena Suvari Pics Lucy Pinder Plasters Michelle Marsh’s Breasts