For that anal retentive someone in your life, I present to you, the homemade shirt folding machine. Folds shirts perfectly, every time. And costs nothing to make! (watch video here)
***As you can probably tell, I've had a bitch of a time finding decent videos today, so bear with me!
-The hottest army girl ever! -Holly McGuire is a dirty girl -Urban cowboy -Best “Car” Show Ever
-Keeley Hazell does Madonna -Jaime Koeppe is bootylicious -Vida Guerra and her ass do the catwalk -Trailer: Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj
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Actress Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter spent the weekend after Thanksgiving cozying up all over Las Vegas, according to New York newspapers and People.com. At the Tryst nightclub Saturday night, the pair snuck kisses at the VIP table they shared with Jeter’s Yankees teammates Alex Rodriguez and Jason Giambi. Source
It must be nice to be Derek Jeter. He’s captain of the NY Yankees. He’s won several World Series Championships. He makes millions of dollars. And, it seems that he’s managed to knock uglies with just about every hot assed starlet from Mariah Carey, to Jordana Brewster to Miss freakin’ Universe, Lara Dutta! Real rough life, let me tell you! As shitty as my life may be compared to his though, I always took comfort in the fact that neither him, nor I had ever seen Jessica Biel naked in person before. Checkmate Jeter, it seems you’ve bested me once again, and I hate you for it. Well have your fun with Jessica, see if I care. Let me just say this: As long as she’s by your side, your baseball career will fail miserably. Call it the Hollywood Tuna Curse. (Deliver Jessica to me, and I may lift it.)
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First I would like to say that I don’t think much of Vida Guerra. For starters, she’s not that pretty and secondly her ass isn’t as perfect as the Photoshop wizards at FHM want you to believe it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I’m not crazy! I mean, would you give up the opportunity to have a booty like that as your personal pillow? Look at it! The thing has neck support and all. Hmm… but you may wanna double bag the pillow case.
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Christina Aguilera racked up a massive £2,000 ($3,890 USD), bar bill while partying in London. The ‘Beautiful’ singer was enjoying an evening out at London’s trendy Kabarets Prophecy club and wasted no time in getting into the party spirit. However, Christina, 25, was later seen being carried out of the venue by her minders after apparently having one too many glasses of champagne. Her unsteady exit was later blamed on exhaustion, rather than excessive drinking. Source
It cracks me up how these music celebrities have absolutely no shame performing in their underwear, flashing their crotches, making slutty music videos and partaking in a whole assortment of other activities you and I wouldn’t be caught dead doing. Yet when it comes to admitting they got shit-faced in a bar, they lie through their teeth to deny it. Christina Aguilera would have us believe she laid down nearly 4 grand in a club, had a few sips of booze, and then collapsed like a house of cards in a windstorm due to fatigue? C’mon! Admit it, Christina. You were drunker than coalminer on payday, dancing on the bar, shaking your ass and having a blast. What’s so wrong with that? Isn’t that what 25 year old, millionaire babes are expected to do? Trust me, there’s no shame in getting loaded once in a while. Christina should consider herself lucky she wasn’t caught on film exiting a car without underwear like some people we know. Unfortunately, her luck is our loss. It’s only a matter of time though….
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